Now I'm relatively new to the location sound business, but I have heard an amazing amount of bad jokes directed at the poor old Sound Guy. Here's some of the worst (best!?) I have heard on set: How can you tell which is the Sound Guy's kid at the playground? They’re the one sitting off to the side watching everyone else have fun. Whats the difference between a sound person and a mutual fund? A mutual fund eventually matures and makes some money... Why does thunder follow lig

We have a ton of cables at Space Cow HQ. One of my weekly tasks is to keep them as clean as possible. I have developed a few ways to do this effectively. If I am short on time and the cables need a quick clean, I give them a once-over with Simple Green. Wipe on with one rag, wipe off with another. If I have time to go a step further, after applying the Simple Green, I then apply Aerospace 303. Again, it is a wipe on with one rag and wipe off with another. This product gives